Daniel Radcliffe’s Touching Love Letter to Your Vagina
It's no secret that a lot of us get a little tingly in our magic area for Daniel Radcliffe
now that he's come of age and it's totally acceptable to lust after
him. Word must have gotten back to him somehow because the little
rabblerouser can't seem to stop talking about sleeping with his fans and
his fondness towards a hairy thicket. But now he's outdone himself by showing off a party trick on Spanish TV show El Hormiguero
in what could only be described as a love letter to your vagina – the
letter M to be precise. If a man has the dexterity to twist his tongue
into an alphabetical shape then you know he's got some mad skills in the
bedroom. That sound you just heard from your cubicle was middle
management locking the doors to their office and drawing the blinds, if
you hurry you can be the first one to occupy the accessible toilets. [Daily Mail]
It appears that Chris Brown
got all upset with us high falutin', spousal abuse-hating media types
for calling him out on being a relentlessly unrepentant dickwad yesterday,
because he took to Twitter to voice his annoyance of anyone who dare
suggest he's an unapologetic brat – in lieu of not having enough chairs
to throw at all of us. "DEAR MEDIA.. Ur plan is not working…I'm not
going anywhere so get used to me," he Tweeted. "How long is this gonna
take?" Well, that's pretty much up to you. [E!]
Grammys producer and fellow shit-nugget Ken Ehrlich says that he's the true victim in all of this. "It may have taken us a while to kind of get over the fact that we were the victim of what happened," he said. "What he's done and what he's done to reclaim his career and seemingly the kind of person that he has become makes him — I don't even want to use the word eligible — but you know, it's time." Wow, thank god he's gotten over Rihanna getting punched in the face, it must have been incredibly hard for him. [US]
Even Chris's mom wishes he'd shut the fuck up. [Radar]
Grammys producer and fellow shit-nugget Ken Ehrlich says that he's the true victim in all of this. "It may have taken us a while to kind of get over the fact that we were the victim of what happened," he said. "What he's done and what he's done to reclaim his career and seemingly the kind of person that he has become makes him — I don't even want to use the word eligible — but you know, it's time." Wow, thank god he's gotten over Rihanna getting punched in the face, it must have been incredibly hard for him. [US]
Even Chris's mom wishes he'd shut the fuck up. [Radar]
And now some ammunition for the apologists who screech "Rihanna has forgiven him so why can't youuuuuu?!" – word has it that she invited Chris Brown
to her pre-birthday party on Valentine's Day. "If Cupid was here he
would be very happy everyone @Rihanna bday party was coupled up,"
Tweeted alleged partygoer, Katia C. "All I can say, CB
was invited and she was acting like the happiest girl on her birthday
and probably got what she asked for." Aside from that vaguely
threatening post, another "insider" says that Rihanna and Katy Perry got into a sexy cake fight – is there any other kind? – while Chris and Bruno Mars
looked on: "Rihanna and Katy had everyone going crazy. By the end of
the night they started a cake fight and were dancing together while
Bruno and Chris looked on open-mouthed, cheering." [Mirror]
Because this country can't seem to cope unless everything is televised all the time, the church holding Whitney Houston's
funeral service is in the process of setting up a live feed so everyone
can pry from the comfort of their own home. "‘The people deserve
something and we are working to set it up for them," said a source. On
second thought, they're right! I did buy the Bodyguard soundtrack on cassette way back when. [NYDN]
Barack Obama is staying at the hotel where she died. In tabloid terms, this means he's next. [Politico]
Poor ol' Whit is going to be buried next to her father in New Jersey. [US]
Barack Obama is staying at the hotel where she died. In tabloid terms, this means he's next. [Politico]
Poor ol' Whit is going to be buried next to her father in New Jersey. [US]
Victoria Beckham (or zombie Victoria Beckham, according to this quality smartphone flash) can't seem to get enough of her husband David's
famed goldenballs, so she's taken to grabbing them whenever the
opportunity arises – seen here cupping them on a New York street. "So
proud of my wife taking #NYFW by the balls," David wrote on his Facebook
wall. [US]
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